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Twas the Diet after Christmas

firewife
01-02-2007, 10:37 AM
Hey ladies,

I ran across this poem! It is a riot. So I thought I would share. Enjoy

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
"Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

BC-QueenValerie
01-02-2007, 02:19 PM
Hello*!!! teeheehee ain't that the truth...eeekkksss okay my true diet starts tomorrow..or no really today... I stepped onthe scale late late last night and I am now up to 205....really this is fricking crazy. Okay so I plan on being more active and have a more postive attitude about losing weight and getting healthy*!!!!

~QueenValerie~

firewife
01-02-2007, 03:20 PM
HA..HA
When I read it. I thought of us. and I had to post it.
Don't feel bad I am still the same. No Gain No lose.
I am with you starting tomorrow. I am really going for it. We can totally do this.
are you doing ww

babe63
01-02-2007, 05:57 PM
Oh you have me pegged to a T . I have diabetes that has long been uncontrolled and my weight is steadily inching upward . So it is time to draw the line in the sand and try and get some pounds off and be healthier and maybe feel alot better . Today is day one I started with high BS and by 10:00
had hypoglycemic reaction . Weathered that and am starving.

Good Luck to all of you fighting the battle of the bulge you are not alone

babe63

Tell me is there one diet that is better than the others I cant do anything super low carb

firewife
01-03-2007, 07:27 AM
babe,

Your Right on it. I woke up this morning and Remembered why I want to lose weight. Not only to help get pregnant. But for myself. I am tired of waking up in the morning feeling sick of my self. I just want to feel better about myself. and I know when you have Diabetes and illness it makes you want to do it more.
I know we can do it helping each other. Who's in with me?

dawnymarie
01-03-2007, 09:37 PM
Love it. I am in.

firewife
01-04-2007, 07:04 AM
Way To Go Dawn!

We Can So Do This

cowgirlprincess
01-19-2007, 09:35 PM
That is so funny!!! :D :clap:

firewife
01-20-2007, 08:43 PM
Thanks CowGirl!

I couldn't not post this We could all use a laugh sometimes

deb

babe63
01-20-2007, 08:57 PM
How is the life style change going It is slow here But I have lost four pounds.

Yippe i will take any progress that I can get

babe 63
SSO owner

firewife
01-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Hey Babe,

Glad to hear from you. Sounds like you are really doing well.
Keep up on the loses.
I have to say I am (due to illness and Back issues) I am down 20 pounds. I have been laid up and not able or wanting to eat much.
Said that is what it took.

I am Not doing a diet plan. I am eating less and doing Yoga every morning and after the yoga I am doing Taboo Boot Camp I am telling you it works. You have to try it. '
I lost 50pounds on it 2 years ago

deb

cowgirlprincess
01-20-2007, 09:09 PM
Your so welcomed Deb

firewife
01-20-2007, 09:09 PM
:d

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